Small D*ck Tee
€48.00
Questa tee ti aiuta a mettere la mani avanti e non dare false speranze alle ragazze che ti circondano.
p.s abbiamo dubbi che qualcuno si interessi a te.
COMPOSITION: 100% Cotton -180 gr/m2
FIT:Boxy fit
GRAPHIC ON THE BACK: there's a line that knows you better than your mom.
Il modello è alto 1,88cm x 70kg indossa una taglia XL.
Tee 100% cotone 180gr.
- Wash at 30°C – no need to boil it, it’s a t-shirt, not pasta.
- Avoid the dryer – unless you're gifting it to a 5-year-old.
- Iron inside out, if you're one of those people who actually iron.
- The print is strong, but not immortal. Treat it like your girlfriend. (The one you don’t have.)
We ship worldwide (yes, even to that tiny village you swear exists). Orders are processed in 24-48 hours and delivered in 2-5 business days — depending on where you live... or hide.
Exchanges:
Wrong size? Wrong vibe? No worries. You can exchange your item within 14 days. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn to your cousin’s birthday party (we’ll know).
Returns:
We accept returns within 14 days too. No drama — just make sure the item is in perfect condition. If you’ve already cried on it, maybe keep it as a memory.
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